Brace yourself: Kim Kardashian is exposing her naked booty to the world!!!
We know, you've seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
You've seen the Kim Kardashian Playboy pics.
But never before have you seen Mrs. West's ginormous derriere all greased-up on the cover of some hipster mag!
You can check out the full pic below, but be prepared. You've probably never seen this much oiled-up badonkadonk in one place:
See what we mean? This is a woman who became famous on the strength of her ginormous butt and willingness to get naked, and yet this might be the most ass-tastic Kim pic to date.
For starters, she's on the cover of a magazine!
This isn't some explicit centerfold pic. At this point in her life Kim is basically just like, "Meh, you've all seen me do way worse. Here's my naked mom butt!"
Mind you, we're not complaining.
Kim Kardashian's butt is a symbol of American freedom - like the Liberty Bell, but with a bigger crack.
Tht said, we're a little bit surprised that Kim has been stripping down more than ever in the months since she married Kanye.
Back in September Kim was naked on the cover of GQ. Now she's mooning the world on the cover of Paper!
Maybe Yeezy likes to show what he's got at home. Maybe Kim wants to show the world that new moms can still be sexy. Whatever the case, we hope the trend continues. God bless you, Mrs. West.
