Kim Kardashian is intent on making her daughter the most spoiled child on earth.
North West wears $50,000 diamond earrings. She eats an all-organic diet prepared by her personal chef. She fingerpaints on $10,000 Birkin bags.
But even knowing that Nori's upbringing makes Kim's childhood look like something out of Charles Dickens, we still have a hard time believing the latest rumor about North's lavish lifestyle.
London's Daily Mirror reports that Kim is looking into buying a private island off the coast of Queensland, Australia so that she can build a personal theme park for North.
We suppose it's possible, but it's a somewhat ridiculous claim when you consider that anyone who's seen Kim's Paper magazine photos knows that she already has plenty of available real estate for a theme park.
Might be a bit too oily to build a roller coaster, though.
The tabloid claims that Kim has entered a bid of $5 million and is in competition with a handful of wealthy Aussie.
The purchase would explain why Kim has been jetting off to the Land Down Under so frequently in recent months.
Of course, in a perfect world, Kim would close the deal and drop a few more million on rides and crap...and then Nori would grow up to hate theme parks.