Sunday's Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 7 saw Kourtney and Scott make a secret bet at Khloe's, while also trying to set her mom up.
Not set her up as part of a practical joke, as you would typically expect if you watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online, but with a new man.
Before we begin this week's recap, we just want to say congratulations on Kourtney Kardashian giving birth Sunday to her third child with Scott Disick!
Their first-born son, Mason, also shares a birthday with his new baby brother! Mase turned five yesterday. Pretty cool stuff and we're so happy for them.
Can Scott get his life together and be a better father to this giant brood? That's a question we've been asking all season, but it mostly took a back seat Sunday.
Instead, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 7 focused on things such as Khloe Kardashian and her rekindled love for horses.
Rediscovering her childhood pastime, Khloe takes a riding lesson, which Scott finds to be very sexual, the way she rides that seat. TAKING that thing.
Up, down. Up, down. Bounce, bounce. Ooooh. Easy Scott. We know Kourtney never gives you any, except to make a kid every 2-3 years. But relax, bruh.
Anyway, they bet on how long this old/new hobby will last for Khloe, and go all in to ensure they'll prevail. As in, he buys her a ton of cool riding gear.
On the flip side, Kourtney tells her that brain injuries go hand in hand with riding and tries to convince her sister to throw in the towel so she'll win the bet.
Later on, Scott and Khloe dress up in matching riding outfits, and Kourtney reveals the bet, which Khloe is very far from happy about, cursing them off.
She says she'll only forgive them if Scott puts on a pair of ass-less chaps, which was really the entire purpose of this scripted episode. And so worth it.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian heads to New York with Kris Jenner, where she’s looking for a bigger apartment because she and 'Ye have a family now.
Kim later sees a real estate contract for the awesome place she looked at, but with Kris’ name on it. Her mom tried to talk her out of the whole deal too!
She decides to get back at Kris for trying to play her by making a new counter. The bidding war is on ... until both lose out to a higher, all-cash offer.
Fortunately, Kris ends up with cupcake on her face. Woman needs some hobbies, as Kourtney can attest. The eldest daughter wants to set up her mom.
Kourtney says “a fun, casual summer romance” (i.e. a no-regrets boning) would be great for her mom's mood and sets her sights on a young Hamptons chef.
Kris gets the last laugh on this one, though. When Kim and Kourtney finally get their mom and the chef alone, they stage some loud sex just to eff with the girls.
They walked into that one ... literally. Their tactics were a bit too obvious, unlike with Scott and Kourt's horseback riding head games. Kris FTW on this one.
As for Kris dating Corey Gamble, that appears to be legitimate, so perhaps Kourtney planted the romantic seed with this little experiment at least.
