For weeks now, we've been hearing rumors that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are headed for divorce.
The supposed causes of their split have varied from one report to the next, but the tabloids and their mysterious sources all seem to agree that Kim and Kanye have a hit a "rough patch" from which they might not recover.
Now, one insider is claiming to have the definitive answer to the question of what's causing the trouble in Kimye Land:
"Kim is desperate to sleep with her husband, but is having a tough time convincing him to stop working and come to bed with her," says the source.
"Now, Kim has resorted to begging Kanye to come home and spend more intimate time together."
Yes, Kanye used to watch Kim's sex tape, but now that he's got the real deal ready and willing, he's lost interest.
He's like a little kid who begs for a toy he sees on TV, but then compulsively works on his genre-bending hip hop opus instead of playing with it.
We suppose this was bound to happen. No matter how hard she tries, Kim will never be the number one love in Kanye's life. That title belongs to Kanye.