There's a lot to envy and admire about Kim Kardashian.
She's one of the the most famous women in the world; she's married to one of the biggest rappers alive; she can break the Internet with a photo of her naked butt, etc.
But one 23-year-old British man may have gone a step too far in his love for the Kween of Reality TV:
That's Jordan James Parke. He claims to have spent upwards of $150,000 to physically transform himself into Kim Kardashian.
You can see how well that turned out.
Parke has undergone Botox procedures, lip injections, laser hair removal and eyebrow tattoos in hopes of more closely resembling Kim.
In the process, of course, he may have pissed off Kim's family by putting Kylie Jenner's lips to shame.
Of course, he also joined such body-modding addicts as Human Barbie in briefly capturing the Internet's attention with his baffling willingness to transform himself into something straight out of American Horror Story.
Not a whole lot is known about Parke other than the fact that he's a professional makeup artist and he's really, really obsessed with female celebs. (Parke has an arm-length tattoo of Mariah Carey's autograph.)
He says his next step is to go under the knife to make his nose more closely resemble Kim's.
"I love everything about Kim," Parke said in a recent interview. "Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her."
"I laugh when people tell me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I'm going for the natural look? If I was, I'd ask for my money back."
No word yet on if James will shell out for a pair of butt implants in order to mimic Kim's most famous feature.
