Charlie Sheen has never been one to shy away from a conflict whether the opponent is an A-list star or his own liver.
So naturally, he's standing by his Twitter tirade against Kim Kardashian...even if he never meant to post it in the first place.
In case you missed it, Sheen went off on Kardashian on Twitter, claiming that he had secondhand knowledge of an incident in which Kim denied a 6-year-old's request for an autograph, leaving the young girl in tears.
Sheen spoke with TMZ today and provided more details, including that fact that he learned of the incident from actor C. Thomas Howell. (If you can't trust the star of Soul Man, who can you trust?!)
"Zero gratitude, zero talent, zero awareness, a pox on the face of entertainment she is!" Sheen said. He goes on to say that he wrote his original screed as a draft and then posted it by accident.
Yoda-like phrasing aside, the best part of this is that the Sheenius justifies his anti-Kim tirade by explaining that he didn't actually intend to post it.
Somehow, the idea of Chuckles composing rage-fueled rants and not posting them is more terrifying than anything else he's done.
Stop for a second and think about the stuff that Charlie Sheen writes and then says, "Damn, that's too crazy. Maybe I'll hold off." Now good luck sleeping tonight.
Anyway, Sheen goes on to say that as a talentless sex tape star, Kim should be much more appreciative of her fans. Hey, when you're right, you're right.
He claims that when the girl asked Kim for an autograph, she sighed, turned to her assistant and said, "Oh God, can you handle this?"
"The assistant and dooshy got in her car and pulled out and sped past the poor little 6-year-old without even a glance at the child," Sheen says. "I never say no to autographs. Especially kids."
Take note, Kim: This is a guy who attacked his dental technician during a root canal and it barely made headlines because it wasn't even the craziest thing he did that week.
When he calls you out for douchiness, it's time to re-assess your life.
