You won’t be hearing family members talking about them, due to a self-imposed gag order meant to build anticipation, but the new promo above does tease a few upcoming developments.
It looks as if Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick will still having issues about his whereabouts, for example, as the latter even admits in the video that "they're just trying to catch me riding dirty."
Well, sure. Okay then. Don't you hate it when people try to catch you riding dirty?
We're also treated to a glimpse of the divorce drama between Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner, along a sneak peek at Kendall Jenner on the catwalk.
The major storyline on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10, of course, will focus on the Bruce Jenner sex change, however.
It's actually happening and Jenner will allegedly address his changing appearance in front of his relatives and E! cameramen during an episode this spring.
Because of course he will, right?
So, as Kim Kardashian asks in this teaser and as we posed to open up this article: Are you ready, folks?!?
The author and fashion guru says there’s not “one person who really works in the fashion industry who gives a flying f-ck about Kanye West." She also says Kim isn’t doing anything “fresh†in the fashion world.
Says Reese Witherspoon at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards: "When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed and if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hid your face." Hmmm... Who could she have been referencing?
Barack Obama has reportedly banned all of the Kardashian reality shows from the White House and said in a speech that Kim and Kanye are examples of how a celebrity-obsessed culture is bad for our children.
Daniel Craig said the same, referring to the whole family as "f-cking idiots" and then saying he wasn't "judging" before realizing, "well, I am obviously." HA!
Take it away, Jonah Hill: "The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it."
Seth MacFarlane blames the downfall of this country on the family, once Tweeting: "The booming voice of James Earl Jones announcing ‘This is CNN’ followed by coverage of Kim Kardashian’s wedding is America in decline."
Joel McHale picks on the family nearly every week on The Soup. Our favorite one-liner of his? "I know the Kardashians are Republicans, because they’re always trying to screw black people."
Mariah Carey once said she’s “a real person†who isn’t “going to put on a fake face for Hollywood." She added that she and Nick Cannon get mad at each other sometimes, but "that’s why we aren’t divorced after four months."
