You may want to sit down for this one: It turns out, some reality shows are scripted.
We know, it's shocking stuff. Even more appalling - Kim Kardashian and kompany are apparently not above using pre-planned storylines to make their many E! network series more interesting.
Of course, without the scripted segments, Keeping Up With the Kardashians would be nothing more than Kris Jenner counting money while her daughters endure another round of laser hair removal treatments, but still, every time we receive new confirmation that KUWTK is really just a long-running sitcom, we lose a little more respect for the First Family of Reality TV.
TMZ is reporting today that they've obtained an outline of scenes from season 10 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it seems that fans have some epic throwdowns to look forward to.
One big fight involves Kim, Kris, Kanye...and cookware?
Of course, Kim takes some souvenirs on her way out, including all of Kris' kitchen utensils.
According to the script, this leads to Kris suffering a rage-fueled breakdown outside of Kim and Kanye's house - shattering a window with a rock, and screaming, "I gave you life and you stole my cookware?!"
Ridiculous stuff, but hey - we guess when you've been on the air for a solid decade, you've gotta pull out all the stops.
Not surprising: Scott's a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. "Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.â€
"One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye's white T-shirt," says the maid. "It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.â€
“Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers]," says the source. "And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.â€
"Kim's bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​
The Kardashian's maid describes Scott as "constantly drunk." She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom.
"Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. "She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.â€
“She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.â€
Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn't handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob."
The housekeeper describes Kris as "the life of the party." “When she has a few too many drinks in her she's been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives."
