Last night, Kim Kardashian accompanied Kanye West to a tattoo parflor.
Kanye got ink honoring his mother and daughter on his wrists, and Kim says she talked him out of getting a facial tattoo.
That right there is enough to make us cry BS on the latest round of Kim-Kanye divorce rumors .
Not only is talking someone out of a facial tattoo an act of true love, but if you were about to face off against someone in divorce court, wouldn't you want them to go in front of the judge looking like Gucci Mane?
Anyway, the fact remains new Kimye divorce rumors are upon us, and one tabloid is claiming that Kim has already made up her mind to end her third marriage.
"Kim wants to cut her ties with Kanye as quickly as possible," an "insider" tells In Touch, adding that the spit is "going to be Kanye's worst nightmare."
The probably-made-up source claims that Kim has already hired a divorce lawyer (We're assuming she has one on speed dial at this point.) and that she doesn't plan to break the news to Yeezy until after she's filed papers.
"Kanye will be blindsided and angry," says the source. "It's going to be war."
Yeah, we suggest taking this report with a barrel of salt. Still, a part of us hopes there's some truth to it.
Given how emotional Kanye has been in recent weeks, his head would probably literally explode if Kim left him, and frankly, that's something we wouldn't mind seeing.
Kim Kardashian must really love Kanye West. She places her tongue on his face in this Instagram photo.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun!
Kim Kardashian says she's an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them.
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Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It's very sweet.
It's Kim, Kanye and North on the former's wedding day! What a beautiful family portrait!
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot.
Isn't this (kind of) adorable? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get very close in a snapshot from Paris Fashion Week.
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Kim Kardashian lays a kiss on husband Kanye West in this Instagram photo. Isn't the couple just SO adorable?
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.
Kim Kardashian included this photo along with her MET Gala diary. She's posing with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Kanye and Oliver Rousteing.
The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle?
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim?
Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged.
They're official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former's 33rd birthday.
Talk about an extreme close up! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took a skiing break to share this selfie with Instagram followers.
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Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well.
Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love.
Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don't you think?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week.
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It's Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter's name!
Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian's last name, because he's basically her ball and chain now.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes ... North West.
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Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever.
Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married?
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Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC.
Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn't realize what he has gotten himself into.
Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She's seated alongside Kanye West.
Kim Kardashian dazzles here on the red carpet of the 2014 MET Gala. She's posing with Kanye West, of course.
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It's okay to smile, Kanye West. The rapper looks miserable with Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MET Gala.
Kim Kardashian posted this photo of herself kissing Kanye West on Instagram. Pretty darn romantic, huh?
Yay for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! The couple is now happily married.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose with friend Tony Williams in this shot from the couple's wedding booth on the day of their iconic nuptials.
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Here, let me help you with that door. Kanye West guides Kim Kardashian into a car.
Kim Kardashian rocks some fur while skiing in Utah with Kanye West. Or at least while pausing to take a photo on top of a mountain in Utah.
