When Kanye West is away, Kim Kardashian will play.
With her cellphone, her Instagram account and her cleavage.
Granted, the former sex tape participant doesn't exactly need an excuse to show off her large boobs.
But Kim still posted a couple new shots of her snack trays online last night, flaunting them inside of a Balmain mini-dress while her husband is off in England (saying some seriously crazy stuff!).
Reminding her man of precisely what he has waiting for him at home, Kardashian smiles cutely in one photo, while staring seductively in the other and writing as a caption:
"Today's vibes."
The poses are reminiscent of Kardashian flaunting her bikini body on Instagram in October 2013 while Kanye was also away, prompting the rapper to humorously respond: "HEADING HOME NOW."
While Kim was striking these sexy poses, West was performing a secret gig at London's Koko Bar and Lounge. Kris Jenner and North West are also overseas this week.
Kim Kardashian is touting a new product in this selfie. It's a waist corset thingy that continues to prove she is a HORRIBLE role model for young women.