In case you somehow haven't heard, Kim Kardashian is trying to get pregnant.
Her efforts to get knocked up comprised the main storyline of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1, and her TMI, detailed rants about her sex life somehow feel more uncomfortably intimate than her sex tape.
But whether it's getting naked or going blonde, when Kim does something, she does it 110 percent.
So she's gonna keep right on having a whole lot of sex (She recently claimed that she and Kanye do it "500 times a day.") and talking about it with anyone who will listen.
"The doctor said he thinks I'm having too much sex," Kim recently told E! News. "He said one time is more powerful. So we've tried everything.
"Literally, teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds. It's crazy. When you don't want to be pregnant, it happens...I'm over it. I'm over trying, overthinking it, hence, why I dyed my hair blonde."
Yes, Kim just used her fertility issues to justify her blonde hair. Hey, at least she didn't use them as an excuse to do meth.
Of course, there are those who think Kim is lying about her fertility problems as a ratings stunt, and if that's the case, we think it's a serious career misstep.
We've seen Kim have sex on camera; she can't draw an audience in by just talking about sex a lot.
That would be like giving it up on the first date, and then offering to describe it on the second.