On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 2, the ladies have a difficult time dealing with Kris Jenner getting back into the dating scene.
After all, she'd been married to Bruce Jenner for after over two decades and married to the late Robert Kardashian Sr. prior to that. Single Kris Jenner?
Not something they're used to. Especially Cougar style.
Scott Disick and Kylie Jenner decided to abscond with Kris' phone and find out what and who she's texting all the time. Or should we say sexting.
"I don't know if Kris Googled how to be sexy over text, but she's doing it and it's inappropriate and very uncomfortable," Disick said after his discovery.
Careful what you wish for when you go through people's phones.
Kim Kardashian acknowledged that "it's just obviously weird if she's dating someone new" but was more concerned about her mother getting hurt again.
Khloe Kardashian could tell this was more than a friendship. "I know that look, that feeling. That leads me to believe you might be into him," she told Kris.
Any lingering doubts about that were soon cleared up by Kim.
"The bed, like, bangs up against the wall," she revealed, as we were all forced to envision Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble having sex while Kim listens.
The Momager finally had enough of their harassment.
"It's so annoying that my own family is being so judgmental because all I really want to do is live my life," she said, and the girls took the hint after that.
"You do you, boo!" Kim told the Cougar Matriarch.
Kris' new boo says he's "a lucky motherf--ker" for being up in that, so she's off to a better start than the Bruce Jenner sex change docu-series at least.
Meanwhile, Kim and Kourtney feuded over whether she could use the latter's likeness for her best selling mobile app game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.
Kim snapped that she bought Kourtney a career and this is the least her big sister could do. Yikes. As for Kourt's (not so) better half Scott Disick?
He was busy getting closer to Khloe, with whom he hosted a Halloween party, and reflecting on how much fun he's having without drinking these days.
Sounds like he's turning things around ... although since this episode taped, Scott Disick entered rehab again and Scott Disick bailed on rehab again.
Not surprising: Scott's a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. "Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.â€
"One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye's white T-shirt," says the maid. "It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.â€
“Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers]," says the source. "And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.â€
"Kim's bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​
The Kardashian's maid describes Scott as "constantly drunk." She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom.
"Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. "She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.â€
“She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.â€
Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn't handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob."
The housekeeper describes Kris as "the life of the party." “When she has a few too many drinks in her she's been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives."
