Unlike that story about Kendall and Kylie Jenner posing in Playboy, the following is not an April Fools Day joke.
That doesn't make it any more true, of course.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, both Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner have just been dumped.
And in case this weren't tragic enough, each sibling is also pregnant. What are the odds?!?
OMG! Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are both pregnant! And they've both been dumped! According to this hilarious cover story.
Wait... what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it?
Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian's father. Do you believe this rumor?
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?
Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star.
Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story.
Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know.
Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly.
Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick.
Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she's apparently been caught by Life & Style.
The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle?
Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister's engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!?
Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star.
Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed?
It's back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it!
Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to "act like a mom."
Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover.
Kris Jenner's sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family's secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly.
Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together.
Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!?
Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all... if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not.
We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce.
Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story?
Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it.
Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward.
Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman.
No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again.... right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story!
Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least.
Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently.
Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least.
Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn't have a baby. But still.
The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly.
Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is.
Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother.
Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least.
Kim Kardashian says she just can't do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that.
Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is.
There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!?
Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she'll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives.
Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West's back!
Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story.
Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out.
You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now.
Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don't believe this nonsense. It is not.
Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story.
Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the "Wedding from Hell."
Say it isn't so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!?
Kim Kardashian was apparently "humiliated" at her own wedding. That's too bad for the star!
Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob's revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all?
Kendall Jenner says SHE'S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian.
All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant.
Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage.
Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed.
Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover.
This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she's evidently been dumped by Kanye West.
Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn't part of her family any longer, apparently.
Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we'd feel so sorry for her.
Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!?
Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly.
This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian.
Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style.
According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she's in love with Lamar Odom. That's gotta be awkward.
Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is.
Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She's been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We'd feel badly for her if this story were true.
Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason.
For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick's chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover?
WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn't stop Star from printing it.
Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story.
Wait... is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover.
The cover story screams that Kim is set to have a boy, news she received just “days” after her "final fight with Kanye."
This lie claim is especially cruel because Kardashian is struggling (in real, actual, non-tabloid) life to have a second child, as documented in this Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip.
Kylie, meanwhile, is apparently “alone and scared” and coming to a “shocking decision.”
We presume it involves rumored boyfriend Tyga, although the magazine makes no mention of him on the cover.
At last check, Jenner was feuding with Blac Chyna, Tyga's baby mama, although perhaps now that rivalry will come to an end.
If Life & Style is to be believed, after all, Kylie and Blac will soon have something in common: a tiny version of Tyga running around the house.
God help us all.