It's on! The battle for booty supremacy within the Kardashian-Jenner clan shows no signs of slowing down, as the selfie-queen sisters continue put their backsides on display in hopes of out-butting the competition.
Yesterday, the Kendall vs. Kylie battle of the butts made the Iran nuclear talks like a children's tea party.
Today, things have escalated even more, as Kim and Khloe have busted their own weapons of ass destruction for a booty-off that may finally answer the question that's haunted the sisters for years:
Who is the most ass-tastic of them all?
Khloe posted the photo on the left with a photo with a caption reading, "Hustle until you no longer have to introduce yourself." (God knows dat ass needs no introduction.)
Kim, meanwhile, has simply been doing what she does best - walking around LA in butt-hugging workout gear that's basically paparazzi catnip.
With any contest of physical prowess, the ugly question of performance-enhancing supplements always comes into play, and this ass battle is no different.
As always, the elephant in the room (or in the pants, as the case may be) is the question of whether or not Khloe has butt implants.
Rather than attempting to answer that, allow us to pose the question: Does it matter?
Look, unless you're a D-list rapper or a PCP-loving NBA star, you'll probably never come into contact with Khloe's famous 'donk, so just enjoy it for what it is.
But be wary of it, too. If Khloe keeps upsizing in an effort to outdo her sister, that Spandex-clad backside might eventually destroy us all.
The End.
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