You know, Kim Kardashian, we were just starting to give you props.
You dedicate time to children with cancer. You are executive producing a documentary to raise awareness for mental health issues.
But then you went out and used a global holiday as an excuse to promote your positively absurd selfie book.
Indeed, in honor of Earth Day yesterday, Kardashian took to Instagram and shared a picture of herself in a bikini (below), penning as a caption:
"In honor of Earth Day here is my best plant selfie from my new book #Selfish coming out May 5th! #ivegotaselfieforeveryoccasion."
Yes, Kim Kardashian has a plant selfie. Should we really be surprised?
The Kim Kardashian selfie book (titled “Kim Kardashian: Selfish”) comes out on May 5. It will be comprised of 352 (!!!!!!!!) pages of selfie and it will retail for $14.
So, to reiterate: you can spend $14 on a book filled with the same Kim Kardashian selfies you can see every single day for free on the Internet.
It's your choice, of course. We just hope you then also set aside some money for a few therapy sessions. Because you'll clearly be in need of them.
