The celebrity gossip world never stops turning, that's for certain.
But the past few days have provided us with more scoops, scandals and shocking pieces of news than usual.
Did you miss any of it? Do you need to go over it again to make sure? Have no fear, THG is here!
It all started late SUNDAY NIGHT when Kim Kardashian announced her second pregnancy via a teaser for Keeping Up with the Kardashian Season 10:
Then, on MONDAY, Bruce Jenner blew his step-daughter out of the spotlight, revealing himself to now officially be known as Caitlyn Jenner.
Over the course of the week, more and more photos from her gorgeous Vanity Fair spread hit the Web:
On TUESDAY, it was confirmed that Kim Richards is back in rehab, as she recently returned from a drunken trip to Mexico.
A couple days later, E! would report that Richards will not be featured as a series regular on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season.
Also on Tuesday, Sepp Blatter resigned as FIFA President; Nicholas Brendan also checked into rehab; and ESPN announced it would honor Caitlyn Jenner at the 2015 ESPYs.
On WEDNESDAY Megyn Kelly conducted the first interview with Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar since their son admitted to molesting a number of girls as a teenager.
The parents defended their handling of Josh Duggar's ordeal by saying they were not required by law to turn him in; by saying his victims were asleep and unaware he was touching them; and by saying God a lot of times.
On THURSDAY, everyone woke up stunned and appalled by Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.
We also watched in awe as Amy Schumer said she weighs 160 pounds, yet can "catch a d-ck" any time she wants; Ted Cruz apologized for an ill-timed Joe Biden joke; and this five-year old explained to her mom how a cow ended up in their home:
Finally, on FRIDAY, Amanda Bynes actually emerged in Los Angeles after many months of hiding, while America celebrated National Donut Day and Jessa and Jill Duggar said they forgive their brother:
So, to reiterate the major stories:
- There will be another spawn of Kim Kardashian in the world.
- The Duggar family is all kinds of effed up.
- A major step forward was taken in the LGBT community.
One out of three ain't bad we guess!