Donald Trump has a lot to say about most subjects. Unfortunately.
But the leading Republican candidate for President (we'll get used to writing that someday, we swear) appeared at a loss of words when asked about Kim Kardashian in a recent interview with Yahoo.
After firing off quick, one or two word assessment about other celebrities (below), Trump stammered a bit and said the following about Ray J's former sex tape partner:
“Well, look, she was so nice to me. I mean every time I see her she’s just - I’m just going to say she was always nice to me."
Yes, Donald Trump appears more scared of Kim Kardashian than Vladimir Putin.
As for those other celebrities?
We'll start with Charlie Sheen, who just came out as HIV positive and who once referred to Trump as a "shame pile of idiocy."
Sad, Trump said of the actor.
What about Taylor Swift? "Terrific."
Jay Z? "Good guy."
Marco Rubio? "A lightweight."
Bill Clinton? "Monica Lewinsky,” Trump replied with a satisfied smile.
The real takeaway here, of course, is that all a rival nation has to do is elect Kim Kardashian as President and we're done for.
Trump, if elected himself, would apparently crumble in her large-breasted presence.
