In 2014, Kim Kardashian told fans that she doesn't smile too often "because it causes wrinkles."
So instead, present photos of Kardashian show an expression-less face, smoothed over and contoured in all the right places.
It's weird, but also amusing.
1. Hi, I'm New At This
A smile in the name of free jewelry.
2. Kim + Tao + $$$ = BFF
All the hair extensions.
3. Where Am I?
Nevermind.
4. I'm a "TV Personality"
That's why I'm here.
5. Do You Like My Hair?
I could pass for a teenager, amiright?
6. I'll Accept This Rose
If you put a big ole rock on my finger.