Stop us if you've heard this one before:
Kim Kardashian just got dumped because she's fat. Or Kim Kardashian just got dumped while pregnant. Or Kim Kardashian just got dumped immediately after giving birth.
According to the supermarket tabloid industry, Kim Kardashian gets dumped nearly every other week.
Here's a rundown of the most hilarious times this reality star has allegedly gotten the heave-ho:
1. Kim Kardashian: Dumped! Again!
Kim Kardashian was forced to be a single mother, according to this cover story. Shocking, there was no truth to it.
2. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped
Kanye split with Kim over reality television, this cover wanted us to believe. Did anyone buy it?
3. Dumped by Kanye!
Hey, at least six months would have been longer than 73 days, right?
4. Kim Kardashian Dumped?!?
That's cold, In Touch. Kim was pregnant and you went after her weight?!?
5. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover
Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together.
6. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly
Darn you, Kanye West! Who dumped a nine-month along pregnant woman?!? (Oh, not you? Sorry.)