It's no secret that the Kardashian-Jenner sisters visit the plastic surgeon more often than most people get a haircut.
And when they go, they visit the illustrious Beverly Hills doctor Simon Ourian, who's kept the family looking smooth and expressionless without venturing deep into Michael Jackson extremes (yet).
Khloe Kardashian, widely regarded as the "realest" sister, sat down with Dr. Ourian for an interview about how she and her sisters aren't really that real at all in the physical sense, which she published on her website.
"My cosmetic dermatologist, Dr. Simon Ourian, is the truth!!! My sisters and I have been going to him for years for laser treatments and skin care at Epione, and he has seriously made my skin perfect," she wrote.
She entire tete-a-tete reads like a lengthy advertorial, and we've got an inkling Khloe got paid handsomely in trade.
Koko then asked the doc which sister he likes to work on most. Here's what he had to say about Khloe, her sister Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner:
"That is a hard question because I love all of you and working on you is all about fun. You are very dedicated to anything you are involved in.
"You are intrigued by all the new and exciting things we can do and I love the transformation you have had with all your own hard work and a little help from me.
"Kim is very detail-oriented and knows exactly what she wants and needs, so when I work on her, it is like working with a colleague and I really enjoy it.
"Kylie has become very wise in what she wants to have done and she has been going through an amazing metamorphosis over the past couple of years."
It's not surprising that he picked these three, because anyone with pupils can see they've had the most work done among the clan.
We recently learned that Kim visited Dr. Ourian seven times in five weeks this year, and last week Khloe was called out on Twitter for getting butt implants.
But Kylie? This girl is just 18 and she looks like an entirely separate human from her 16-year-old self.
While Ourian refers to her "metamorphosis" as "amazing," others find it troubling.
So far, she's only admitted to lip fillers, but you can see from the pics below that Dr. Ourian (or someone) seemed to sculpt her entire face into a brand new masterpiece: