Sunday's Rob & Chyna Season 1 Episode 4 found Rob and Chyna planning a kinky night together in order to revitalize their relationship.
Season 1 Episode 4's fitting title? "Bonding and Bondage."
Would their efforts lead to a sexy reconciliation, however?
If you watch Rob & Chyna online, you know all about how the titular twosome has struggled of late with big trust issues and insecurities.
Heck, if you've read THG anytime for two months you know.
The Lord Himself was the voice of reason, as Scott Disick tried to assure his (sort of?) brother-in-law that everything all good with Tyga.
“Your father was cool with Bruce. … I don’t think that [Tyga's] upset, to be honest,” Scott said of Rob's unconventional new romance.
It's not every day you get engaged to the woman your sister's boyfriend has a kid with, so we can understand how that weirds him out.
Then again ... everything gives Rob anxiety. Everything.
While Rob says Chyna saved him, and there's no doubt that she's been a great influence, he has to save himself in so many respects.
And that's a lengthy battle with a lot of ups and downs.
Naturally, fearing that there may be some serious issues at play between them, Chyna took an online quiz to see if they're compatible.
The shocking results, unveiled later in the episode?!
"Sometimes I feel like we might not be compatible."
"Literally we both took a test, and we are complete opposites. Maybe this is one of the reasons why we're getting into so many fights."
Or they're just a couple of insane people. Either/or.
Soon it was Kris Jenner's turn to offer relationship advice, starting with urging Chyna to kick out roommate Paige to make room for the baby.
Yes, Chyna was living with a roommate at this point.
Meanwhile, Kim took Rob to school ... baby style.
Say what you will about Kimberly Noel Kardashian, but she does not mince words, even when it comes to bodily functions or fecal waste.
"You know when the baby’s first born, they poop out tar-like black stuff," she said, in what was only the second grossest scene Sunday.
The top spot has to go to rob eating a salmon, steak, milk and blueberry smoothie. Yes, he put all of that in the blender and drank it.
There are no words really.
Maybe eating/drinking habits like that are what develops when you're a recluse. Either way, Scott wanted to end his hermit-like ways.
The lone male Kardashian had been neglecting his childhood friends for about a year and a half, and the reasons why are pretty obvious.
Rob admitted he's in a dark place, saying, “I feel like I’m such a recluse. That’s just how it is for me ... I’m not comfortable in my skin.”
Old pal JJ confirmed that Rob hasn't even texted him back in 18 months, which tells you a lot - how hard is it to text and say what's up?!
Rob lamented, “I missed JJ’s wedding. I also missed my sister’s wedding. I just need to get over that uncomfortable feeling.”
Easier said than done, obviously.
When you're suffering from anxiety and depression, everything feels like it's crashing down on you, and it's hard to get out of your head.
Still, maybe this is a turning point?
One can hope that by this time next year, struggling Rob is a married, happy father of a baby girl with a hilarious name and loving life.