The snow may be coming down hard in certain parts of the country right now...
... but we can think of one place where it remains warm, toasty and downright sizzling:
Kim Kardashian's Instagram page!
Just in time for the most romantic date on the calendar, Valentine's Day, the beauty mogul has decided to bring back her popular KKW Hearts perfumes, along with three brand-new scents: Baby Girl, Baddie and Wifey.
In order to spread the scented word about these products, Kim has gone ahead and done what she does best:
Swallow the semen of The Game?
What? Huh? Gross. No.
She's taken off most of her clothing.
"Guess what we are launching just in time for Valentines Day???!!!" Kardashian penned as a caption to the seductive images above and below.
"So excited to announce we are bringing BACK the original 3 @kkwfragrance KKW HEARTS + launching 3 new KKW HEARTS Wifey, Baddie & Baby Girl exclusively at the Pop-Up on 01.30 and online 01.31 at KKWFRAGRANCE.COM."
She concluded with the hashtag #KKWFRAGRANCE.
In each of the these snaphots, the mother of three is posing alongside life-size bottles of the KKW Hearts fragrance.
She also rocking curve-hugging bodysuits, skimpy bras and high-rise briefs to go with waist-length wigs that match the color of each bottle.
As of this writing, the "Baddie" photo, which is the first one posted in Kim's montage, has received over 1.8 million Likes.
Kardashian debuted her KKW Hearts perfumes in 2018 by sending packages filled with a giant chocolate hearts to all her friends and family members.
After one smashed open said heart, one found a perfume bottle inside.
As a way to drum up press coverage for the items at that time, however, Kim famously sent packages to a selection of her “haters,” including:
Taylor Swift, Wendy Williams, Sharon Osbourne, Blac Chyna, Naya Rivera, Piers Morgan, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Janice Dickinson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Pink, Bette Midler and Chelsea Handler.
It worked.
We wrote about it.
(Kim has since ended her feud with Swift, according to insiders.)
As for why anyone would want to smell like Kim Kardashian?
We have no idea.
The ex-sex tape star insits, however, that these fragrances will not leave you smelling like any sort of Ray J excretion.
Instead, as an example, this is what she just wrote about one of the scents cited above:
KKW Hearts Baby Girl is a sultry, yet flirtatious floral citrus fragrance that glimmers with a magnetic charm.
Bright citruses and succulent fruits introduce a heart of plush, playful florals.
The heart blooms with a re-imagined vivacious floral citrus that is comprised of blushing peony, jasmine, and muguet - keeping the signature cheeky and carefree.
Drifting into a haze of feather-light musks, exotic vetiver is enveloped in sensuous amber crystals for an irresistible finish.
Sounds... delightful?