We hope you're sitting down, readers. Kris Jenner has a major shocker in store for you.
In an interview with People at a party in Los Angeles last week, the reality TV show matriarch said Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will likely have a "big wedding."
It's true! She went on to say Chris Brown has an anger problem and Sarah Palin doesn't understand the First Amendment. Okay, not really.
"We have a pretty big family," Jenner said. "I don't think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!"
And if you don't know what Kris means, allow us to spell it out for you:
E! News cameras will be on hand. The nuptials will likely be featured on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9. Millions will be made by all involved.
Jenner played coy when asked if Kim and Kanye have set a wedding day, but added that "hopefully it will be soon."
Rumors have circulated that the famous couple may opt for a destination wedding in Paris.
"That's two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas," Jenner said of possible locales and details.
But the important thing, of course, is simply how in love Kardashian and West supposedly are and how they interact with their young daughter, North.
"The whole way it evolved has been a dream come true for me, as her mom and ... North's grandmother," Jenner says. "Our house is blissful. To watch Kim and see her mature and grow and turn into the most delicious mother, who is interested and engaged and reads to her every day, and if she works, brings North with her – it's very cute the way she doesn't want to be apart from her.
"And Kanye adores both of them. The way he speaks of them, it is so delicious and I can't explain how in love with them he is. It's really sweet to watch."