Ray J didn't just hit it first.
He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.
In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Check out stills from the unnamed video here:
1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed
Here's something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers... in bed!
3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy
Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness.
4. Joan Rivers and Ray J
Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter's WEtv show.
5. A Sex Tape Selfie
This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed.
Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?
Is it really true that once you go Jew, as Rivers says below, you know how to screw?
And how will Kim react to her history as an amateur porn star once again coming to light?
We can't answer the final two questions just yet. But we can prepare readers to watch Ray J and Joan Rivers in bed. It's both humorous and frightening:
