Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 8, the First Family of Reality TV returned for a wildly anticipated second half of the season.
From Kimye's wedding to Rob letting himself go, to Khloe moving on and Kylie and Kendall Jenner (in general), there's a whole lot to keep up on with the Kards.
Oh, and Scott Disick got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again. Can you even handle all the storylines we have to look forward to this summer?
We'll do our best to break it down for you. Things got underway last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 8, where all this went down ...
We kick things off with Kim Kardashian and sisters Kourtney and Khloe jumping on the backyard trampoline, obviously and innocently enough.
Khloe reveals that someone has already made an offer on the house that she and Lamar Odom used to live in (that person is Kaley Cuoco).
A good thing, to be sure, but Khloe is reeling from the split with Lamar and the sudden change it has wrought, and feels so confused and lost.
Hard to blame the girl there, but we do blame Kaley for paying top dollar for a cursed house. There weren't any other good mansions available?
Elsewhere on Keeping Up With the Kardasians Season 9 Episode 8, Kris goes to a Rick Ross concert with Diddy. Kim says she doesn't act her age.
Scott decides on a white Ferrari as a gift for Kourtney Kardashian, though he still wishes she would open up to him because he's feeling lost too.
His concerns are only amplified when he presents the vehicle.
Disick is frustrated by Kourtney's lack of excitement at the gift and her inability to show emotion, which makes it hard for him to figure out ... anything.
Never too happy or forthcoming, she's just kinda there.
Khloe meets up with Kris and Kim for lunch and, upon noticing that her mom is all decked, out, says that the two are taking part in a "MILF-off."
Just wait. Kim and her friend Larsa Pippen are working on Twerking in the kitchen (seriously) when Larsa suggests they attend a pole dancing class.
Kris overhears and invites herself along in a casual, not-at-all scripted move.
Moreover, the girls are further shocked when they walk in on their mom in the middle of a personal photo shoot in a very revealing bathing suit.
Kris, tired of being made fun of, storms out and explains that she just wants to encourage women of any age to feel sexy and be able to do what they want.
That includes Kylie and Kendall, apparently. At least she's no hypocrite.
Meeting with a healing coach (whatever that is) Kourtney confesses that she has been so busy lately and never gets any time to herself, bottling up feelings.
After a quick energy cleansing ritual (whatever that is) and impromptu therapy session, Kourtney already feels much better and is ready to open up.
And a good thing, too, because Kourtney sits down with Scott and says she will make an effort to connect on an emotional level and listen to him more.
Oh, and she's pregnant with their third child! [End Credits]
Until next time. As always, you can watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to relive the craziness from this and past seasons on TV Fanatic.
