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Kim Kardashian: God Made Me Fat!

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It was the response of millions of men around the nation upon seeing Kim Kardashian nude in Paper Magazine: Oh, God, yes!

But the reality star opens up in the latest issue of ELLE UK and says she had a different conversation with The Lord Almighty while pregnant with North West.

Kim Kardashian for Elle UK

Considering the flak she received from tabloids and critics regarding her extreme weight gain, Kardashian believes someone upstairs was trying to prove a point to her during those difficult nine months.

"I'd think God was doing this for a reason," Kim tells ELLE. "He was saying, ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.'"

Oh, that God. He's can be quite the strategist, huh?

"My body just went crazy," Kim adds. "After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body."

Perhaps that's because someone had taken over her body. Just a theory.

Kardashian is whining about the sort of thing that happens to all pregnant women just as she's trying for her second child with Kanye West. She even recently said that she'd love to have two more kids overall.

We can't help but wonder: How will God react to those pregnancies?!?

(And, also, how does He feel about those naked pictures? And that Kim Kardashian sex tape? We have so many questions for God when it comes to Kim Kardashian!)

Kim Kardashian Krying
Kim gets her ugly cry on. It's definitely not her best look.

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