Kate Middleton's sister Pippa Middleton opened up about Kim Kardashian's rear end (seriously) in a recent interview, and she wasn't exactly complimentary.
That's putting it as eloquently as we can.
Pippa, who knows a thing or two about having a famous backside herself - she will forever be Lord of the Arsetocracy in our eyes - opened up regarding Kim.
In a piece touching on a number of issues, but none nearly as interesting as her take on the Kim Kardashian nude photos in Paper, Pip offered this assessment:
"No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month."
"I must say that mine - though it has enjoyed fleeting fame - is not comparable. But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture?"
"It seems to be a form of obsession," Pippa Middleton adds. "Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the Internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it."
Burrrrn. At least it sounds like a burn to us.
It's not clear if she meant to zing Kim personally, or Kim's Paper magazine shoot, or America's love for epic booty in general, but it sounds like a burn.
Whatever her intent, the fact of the matter is that Pippa Middleton actually spoke about the reality star's butt, and we can't believe we're not making this up.
Allow us to repeat, so it will fully sink in:
The younger sister of Kate Middleton is giving out an unofficial "Rear of 2014" award to Kim Kardashian, and sort of throwing shade at her in the process.
Maybe Pip's trying to break - or at least crack or ding - the Internet herself by weighing in on a topic, and giving an opinion, she knows will get a ton of clicks?
Contemplate that and take an obligatory (second, third, 25th) look at the infamous photos of the voluptuous American celebrity in question in the gallery below ...
