Kris Jenner may recently have told off President Obama, but a new report says Kanye West is relying on the Commander-in-Chief to keep his newly expanded family alive.
Kind of. Sort of. Allow us to explain:
According to The Daily Star, West has invested $1.9 million in bullet-proof cars for him, Kim Kardashian and little North West, including a $482,000 Chevrolet Kodiak based on the model known as “Limo One,” which transports the President around.
"Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths," an insider tells the newspaper, adding that the rapper hopes to have the vehicles ready by time his U.S. tour begins in October.
Along with the armored cars, West will plant two bodyguards along Kim's side at all times.
"If there have been any kidnapping threats against their daughter, he isn't saying. But that fear is clearly in his mind," the source said.
"Kanye is also acutely aware that Kim has enemies who are resentful for her reality TV success, and the thought of anything happening to her or Nori is his worst nightmare."
Is Kanye West overreacting? Or is this a sensible, responsible way to spend his hard-earned money?
And, seriously, come on now: When will we see any Kim Kardashian baby photos?!?!?!?!?!?!?