Earlier today, we found out that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian "cannot stop fighting." Now it looks like we might know why.
Mind you, if this report published today by British tabloid Look were about anyone other than Kanye West, we probably would dismiss it as BS.
But this is Yeezus we're talking about, and we wouldn't put anything past a man who owns more than one pair of leather jogging pants.
So hold on to your diamond-encrusted Versace ski mask, and prepare to enter the weird world of Kimye Land:
"Kanye is incredibly demanding," says an understatement-prone insider who probably also considers ISIS to be a bunch of meanies.
How demanding is he, you ask? Well let's start with his climate-control preferences:
“When he’s at his New York apartment, the temperature must be set to a level that allows him to wear a hoodie indoors, even in summer," the source claims.
Yes, hoodies inside. Because you never know when that new maid might turn out to be a paprazzo in disguise. Speaking of maids:
“Only one approved maid is allowed in their bedroom, and when his clothes are washed they must not be in with anyone else’s. He seems to want to be treated like a god and insists that Kim follow his rules too.”
There's more, of course: Kanye doesn't allow guests to speak on cell phones in his presence, and he has an exact decibel level at which all music must be played.
Unfortunately, this all probably just the tip of the iceberg, and unless the couple gets desperate for cash and signs on for a reality-based sitcom called Life With Yeezy, we'll probably never get the full scoop.
Oh, but the best part of all this? While Kim and Kanye wait for construction to be completed on their $20 million mansion in Hidden Hills, they're living with Kris Jenner...and Kanye still insists that his rules be followed!
So there you have it. Even if you're having the worst day imaginable, just remember - you could have Kanye West as an in-law.